So, there I was, relaxing in Agartha, catching some rays, and pondering how that was possible in Hollow Earth, when I heard something big flap by. I went and chased ti down, and off in the distance I spotted it. It was really big.

It was flying all around, looking like a fly trapped in my apartment. A really BIG fly. It flew under and over the branches, screeched and zoomed, but I couldn’t draw a bead on it. I know what you’re thinking, but trust me … with something like that, you shoot first and ask questions later.

This was as close as I dared get before I ran for it. I don’t know what the hell that thing is, but it looks like it might have come out of that rotten Tokyo portal. Where the fuck is Emma when you need her. Shit is gettin’ REAL …