Well, I’ve finished the Blender Introductory Tutorial. You can see Gned’s pretty damned happy about it. I think he was tired of me poking at him. I followed the tutorial pretty closely, though there were places it differed wildly from my version of Blender. Thankfully, things are laid out in a pretty intuitive fashion, so finding what the tutorial author was talking about in any given portion only took a few minutes of head scratching. I also used my own sound file, in stead of the one linked in the tutorial.
All in all, I had a lot of fun doing this, and I feel pretty comfortable moving forward with my own projects in Blender. So, without further ado, here’s the finished animation sequence. Don’t blink. Remain calm.
Almost two years ago, now, we decided that the goats and chickens (yes, we have several goats and chickens my wife keeps as pets) needed a barn, rather than the individual little houses they used now to keep out of the elements. Rather than build a barn from scratch, we went down to Home Depot and bought one of their prefabricated sheds. The idea was to convert the interior, by building stalls and a chicken coop inside, and turn the whole thing into a mini barn. Two weeks after we bought the pre-fab shed, it was delivered to our house on a flatbed truck, and plopped into a corner of my driveway.
Now, the shed wasn’t preassembled, just prefabricated. Basically, all the lumber is cut to size and stacked neatly on a tightly rapped pallet. The day it was delivered, I covered the pallet in a tarp and told myself I’d assemble it over the next several weeks. Two weeks shy of almost two years later, it was still sitting under that tarp.
The hows and whys of the delay in assembly as numerous; mostly it can be chalked up to my laziness, with some weather and logistical issues sprinkled in. Suffice to say, it’s nearly 100% my fault. In any case, I wasn’t too worried. The pallet was tightly wrapped in plastic, and I’d covered it in a tarp. At worst I figured there’d be a few pieces with some water damage that I would have to replace, come assembly time.
Yesterday, I finally got around to unpacking the pallet, and moving things into the garage. As I’d suspected, the very top board, a 4′ x 8′ 5/8″ particle board meant to be part of the floor, was pretty badly water damaged. Amazingly, everything else seemed fine until I got a little more than half-way through unpacking and discovered the termites.
The lowest corner of the pallet had suffered most of the water damage, and this wet wood attracted termites. This was an eventuality that I hadn’t even considered. We spent a good chunk of time separating out uninfected wood, killing termites, and spreading diatomaceous earth around to keep the termites from marching towards the house. We also doused every visible termite with dose of fuck-you-you-litte-wood-muncher poison; it’s a local brand. When all was said an done, about $50 worth of lumber will need to be replaced. I took measurements and made notes and I should be fine come assemble time next weekend.
I made a little time-lapsed film of the unpacking process, which you can enjoy below. I was going to edit out any boring parts, but then I noticed how cool the clouds looked and I didn’t want to mess that up with cuts. So, if you get bored, watch the sky. Enjoy.
