Ten Tentacles - So many arms, so little time.

• 12:03 In Greensboro today; it’s the boy’s birthday, and he’s asked to go to the Natural Science Center.
• 15:10 The tigers here are gorgeous, and they are so close!
• 15:31 This place is half museum, half zoo. It’s small, but pretty cool.
• 17:00 An obligatory trip to Best Buy and we’re off for home for subs and birthday cake. Yum.

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• 13:06 Finally getting into Mt. Airy to see Alvin and the Chipmunks. It’s been a yucky morning.
• 14:18 I think a 19" wide screen monitor is going to be the best balance of cost vs realestate.
• 14:53 In the theater, right on time. Damn, GFCI circuit breakers are expensive.
• 15:01 I haven’t heard more than ten seconds of it and I already hate that ‘Countrified’ song.
• 16:57 Movie’s done. It was cute. Headed home now with Quizno’s for dinner.

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• 13:22 Well, I’m still alive. Yesterdays outburst was the result of a massive headache, a stupid dog, and a asshole neighbor …
• 13:22 … nothing earth shattering.
• 13:23 Apropos of nothing … Assassin’s Creed KICKS ASS!

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• 13:12 Fuck!
• 15:51 @revjim Congratulations! Give Celest and Jess a big hug for me. Hurray!
• 16:59 @revjim Beautiful momma an baby, man. Well done!

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• 09:13 Waking up to a buzzing phone, vibrating with text alerts, is never a good way to greet the day.
• 12:03 @revjim Perhaps the younger, less, er, padded me. LOL Thanks though!
• 12:06 @revjim ROFL You know? I’ve never seen that movie. I’ll have to check it out.
• 12:19 Out Christmas shopping with the boy. He has requested pho for lunch. No, seriously.
• 13:40 @sivatonight Is his butt out of control again!?
• 13:43 Every one at the pho place was highly amused by The Boy’s one chopstick eating technique.
• 13:45 @revjim He scoops up the long rice noodles on one chopstick and then slurps them up.
• 13:48 @revjim If you were in there would -you- wanna come out?
• 16:17 Man! The cute butts are out in force today!
• 16:21 Sweet! Free wifi at Hanes Mall.
• 17:03 I just realized there is a noticeable difference between a cute butt and a hot ass.
• 18:01 Well, the boy has now been officially indoctrinated into Mario’s Christmas Eve Holiday Shopping Spree. Woo!
• 18:13 Goodnight, Twitters. Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night!

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• 08:16 Up way too early on a Sunday morning. At least I’m not sick anymore. What a crap weekend so far.
• 10:14 Why would a theater advertise a movie they weren’t going to carry? Stupid Creekside.
• 12:22 Off to lunch and the movies. Wee!
• 13:20 Well, that worked out well; Pizza Hut has a lunch buffet today.
• 13:29 Sitting in an actual Pizza Hut always makes me miss Maggie.
• 13:32 @sivatonight My thoughts are with you, hon.
• 13:48 Whoo, boy! Sitting in the smoking section stinks.
• 14:10 Sitting, waiting for National Treasure 2 to start. Looks like we might see Alvin and the Chipmunks tomorrow in GB.
• 16:45 That was a really, really fun movie. Totally set up for another sequel too.

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• 08:29 Showered, dressed, and delayed. G-d forbid the roads should be wet when the school busses are out.
• 10:02 Off to take the boy to school and brave the yuck. Wee! Stupid two hour delays.
• 12:09 It astonishes me, and troubles me, that people actually waste effort worrying about shit like this: tinyurl.com/26bt2b
• 14:27 Unfortunately, everyone seems to have had the same idea I did; this line is huge.
• 14:45 well, it went faster that I thought. Hurray! Now if only I’d found everything I was looking for.

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Ok, whose going with? This looks awesome. Hee! So excited.

• 11:00 Gah! My hands are freezing. What’s the deal?
• 12:06 Mm, today there will be awesome chicken salad sandwich.
• 14:58 Booyah! Take THAT man-made global warming ‘concensus’: tinyurl.com/2hmrer

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• 08:03 Of all the days there should be a school delay, when there’s ice on my deck, there isn’t. This county is nuts.
• 09:40 I guess every metal band needs a stalker’s anthem; why should Nickelback be an exception?
• 12:29 Watching Everest last night it occurred to me …
• 12:30 … these people spend hundreds of thousands of dollars and months training all for the chance at suicide.
• 12:30 A full one third who attempt the summit don’t live to tell about it.
• 14:43 I miss Ze.
• 16:31 Time to go to CostCo; I need muffins and dog bones.
• 16:35 @SaraCavenaugh Congratulations! That’s awesome!
• 17:20 Why, oh why only have four registers open at CostCo!?
• 18:26 Where are these well-springs of commitment everyone else seems to be able to tap to do the things they do?
• 21:27 Good night, moon … good night, air …

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