And what I must do…

Via sivatonight:

1. EVER BEEN GIVEN AN ENGAGEMENT RING?:
   No, but I’ve given two.
2. LONGEST RELATIONSHIP:
   My marriage. Over fifteen years now.
3. LAST GIFT YOU RECEIVED:
   A knitting kit for Jayne’s Toboggan.
4. EVER DROPPED A CELL PHONE?:
   Oh yes. Several.
5. WHEN’S THE LAST TIME YOU WORKED OUT?:
   Monday, in foil class.
6. THING(S) YOU SPEND A LOT OF MONEY ON:
   Fencing and console games and shoes. Shutup.
7. LAST FOOD YOU ATE:
   Two slices of pumpkin bread with olive oil spread.
8. FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX:
   Depends on how much they’re wearing and whether they’re coming or going. If you’re going to force me to name one, it’s hands. I’m pretty big on the whole girl, though.
9. ONE FAVORITE SONG:
   Overkill by Colin Hay
10. WHERE DO YOU LIVE?:
    Stuart, VA
11. HIGH SCHOOL YOU ATTENDED:
    Roosevelt Roads High School and Point Loma Senior High
12. CELL PHONE SERVICE PROVIDER:
    Cingular
13. FAVORITE MALL STORE:
    EBGames
14. LONGEST JOB YOU HAD:
    My current one: Cingular Wireless.
15. DO YOU OWN A PAIR OF DICE?
    I own whole bags of them.
16. DO YOU PRANK CALL PEOPLE?:
    Not since high school.
17. LAST WEDDING YOU ATTENDED:
    Keith and Lori’s. It was very cool.
18. FIRST FRIEND YOU’D CALL IF YOU WON THE LOTTERY:
    Corrie Ann, first, then Keith … we have world domination plans to finance.
19. LAST TIME YOU SAW YOUR BEST FRIEND:
    Sometime before Thanksgiving.
20. FAVORITE FAST FOOD RESTAURANT:
    Quizno’s
21. BIGGEST LIE YOU HAVE EVER HEARD:
    “I’ll be ready in just a second, honey.“
22. WHERE’S YOUR FAVORITE PLACE TO EAT WITH FRIENDS?:
    Anyplace with decent food and a good sized table.
23. CAN YOU COOK?:
    Oh yeah! And never let you forget you’re a man. Wait…
24. WHAT CAR DO YOU DRIVE?:
    Scion xA
25. BEST KISSER:
    Me! Come’er, I’ll show ya.
26. LAST TIME YOU CRIED:
    Um, a really good cry and not just tearing up over some movie or show? It’s been a long while.
27. MOST DISLIKED FOODS:
    Brussel sprouts and nori. Apart from those two, there isn’t much I won’t put in my mouth.
28. THING YOU LIKE MOST ABOUT YOURSELF:
    My ability to remember almost anything I see or read.
29. THING YOU DISLIKE MOST ABOUT YOURSELF:
    My inability to know when to shut up.
30. LONGEST SHIFT YOU HAVE WORKED AT A JOB:
    Slightly over fourty-eight hours.
31. FAVORITE MOVIE:
    Impossible to name just one.
32. CAN YOU SING?:
    I don’t know. You decide.
33. LAST CONCERT ATTENDED:
    I think it was a Shawn Colvin show at the Coach House.
34. LAST KISS:
    God, I hope not!
35. LAST MOVIE RENTED:
    This is Spinal Tap
36. ONE THING YOU NEVER LEAVE THE HOUSE WITHOUT:
    My wang.
37. FAVORITE VACATION SPOT:
    Anywhere that takes me somewhere new. I like new.
38. LAPTOP OR DESKTOP COMPUTER?:
    Laptop. I gotta be mobile.
39. FAVORITE COMEDIAN:
    George Carlin
40. DO YOU SMOKE?:
    Sometimes, but then I slow down.
41. SLEEP WITH OR WITHOUT CLOTHES:
    Just in my skivies.
42. WHO SLEEPS WITH YOU EVERY NIGHT?:
    Corrie Ann
43. DO LONG DISTANCE RELATIONSHIPS WORK?:
    Not in my experience.
44. HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BEEN PULLED OVER BY THE POLICE?:
    Wow. At least ten?
45. PANCAKES OR FRENCH TOAST?:
    Waffles, actually.
46. DO YOU LIKE COFFEE?:
    Oh, yes.
47. HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS?:
    Scrambled, please.
48. DO YOU BELIEVE IN ASTROLOGY?:
    I’m an Aquarius. We’re too flighty to believe in that stuff.
49. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE:
    Corrie Ann
50. LAST PERSON ON YOUR MISSED CALL LIST:
    Corrie Ann
51. WHAT WAS THE LAST TEXT MESSAGE YOU RECEIVED?:
    “Jim Kent (no network) wrote on your wall …“
52. NUMBER OF PILLOWS:
    3
53. WHAT ARE YOU WEARING RIGHT NOW?:
    Green workout shorts with yellow cuffs and my green NCUSFA 2005 t-shirt.
54. PICK A LYRIC, ANY LYRIC:
    “If you could only see how blue her eyes can be when she says … when she says she loves me.
55. WHAT KIND OF JELLY DO YOU LIKE ON YOUR PB & J?:
    Welch’s Grape Jelly
56. CAN YOU PLAY POOL?:
    Does pocket pool count? Or how about Puerto Rican pool? That’s where you put the stick in the pocket and leave the little balls out.
57. CAN YOU SWIM?:
    Like a fish. Wait, did you say drink?
58. FAVORITE ICE CREAM:
    Ben & Jerry’s Double Fudge Chunk
59. DO YOU LIKE MAPS?:
    Like? Maps is a slammin’ hottie!
60. TELL ME A RANDOM FACT ABOUT YOURSELF:
    I can touch the tip of my nose with my tongue.
61. EVER ATTEND A THEME PARTY?:
    Oh, yes.
62. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SEASON?:
    Winter
63. LAST TIME YOU LAUGHED AT SOMETHING STUPID:
    Everytime I see it.
64. WHAT TIME DID YOU WAKE UP THIS MORNING?:
    Nine-ish
65. BEST THING ABOUT WINTER:
    The smell of wood burning fireplaces in the air.
66. LAST TIME A COP GAVE YOU A TICKET:
    Just before last Christmas.
67. NAME OF YOUR FIRST PET:
    Don Q.
68. DO YOU THINK PIRATES ARE COOL OR OVERRATED?:
    Totally cool.
69. WHAT ARE YOU DOING THIS WEEKEND?:
    Celebrating Chrismakkuh or Hanumas. I forget.
70. BIRTHDATE?:
    January 26th, 1971
71. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE?:
    A writer.
72. ARE YOU ON A LAPTOP?:
    Yep.
73. ARE YOU SMILING?:
    Not this second, no.
74. DO YOU MISS SOMEONE RIGHT NOW?:
    Yes, but I’m taking better aim.
75. IF YOU COULD GO ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD WHERE WOULD YOU GO?
    Antarctica
76. ARE YOU IN HIGH SCHOOL?:
    Ha! No.
77. DO YOU HAVE A CRUSH?:
    Yep.
78. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE NAME?:
    Grimsdottir
79. WHAT COLOR IS YOUR BATHING SUIT?:
    Black and tan
80. ONE PIECE OR TWO PIECE?:
    Of cake? Two please.
81. DID YOU GO ON VACATION LAST MONTH?:
    Yes. A vacation from my health.
82. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON A CRUISE?:
    Yes.
83. DO YOU HAVE A SISTER?:
    No.
84. ARE YOU UPSTAIRS?:
    I took some stairs to get here.
85. ARE YOU IN LOVE?:
    Oh, yes.
86. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN THE HOSPITAL?:
    I was born in one. Since, I’ve been back a few times. I wouldn’t recommend it.
87. DO YOU WISH YOU COULD SEE ANYONE PARTICULAR RIGHT NOW?:
    Yep.
88. WHAT JEWELRY ARE YOU WEARING?:
    I don’t wear jewelry, but I do want a necklace.
89. WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO AFTER THIS SURVEY?:
    I think I’ll have some cake. I suddenly want cake.

Good LORD, that was long. Whew!