Ten Tentacles
So many arms, so little time.

Are you achin’ for some bacon…

April 28th 2006

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I’m still torn between calling him The Marquee Comic and The Marquee Oracle. I mean, he’s funny, but he’s also insightful. He’s funightful? Also, as it has been requested in the past, a transcript of the sign:
“I’ve learned that artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.“

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It grows in bunches, I’ve got my hunches…

April 27th 2006

And there is meme-age, ganked from bluestarliz. I reordered the numbers, using list tags, cause I’m anal that way. Shut up.

Where were you when the ball dropped for 2006?
At home, in my easy chair, watching it on [...]

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My only fans are cows and pigs…

April 27th 2006

Some of you may remember the Wedding Crashers promo that was going around about a year ago. Well, Carol sent this to me in email and I laughed and laughed and decided to do my own. Click the image below to see it.

In other news, it looks like SciFi is trying to capitalize on the [...]

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My stomach’s smaller than my eyes…

April 26th 2006

As tagged by vaspider.

——-The rules———
001. Leave me a comment saying, “Interview me.”
002. I will respond by asking you five questions of a very intimate and creepily personal nature. Or not so creepy/personal.
003. You WILL update your LJ with the answers to the questions.
004. You will include this explanation and an offer to interview someone else [...]

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Inevitably well, it still exists pale and fine…

April 24th 2006

If you have not done so yet, go and call your state Representative and tell them to support the amendment to preserve Network Neutrality. What is Network Neutrality, you ask? Probably only the single most important thing about the Internet. I’ll let the folks at MoveOn.Org explain, though.

Congress is now pushing a law that would [...]

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Coffee to relax with…

April 21st 2006

It’s funny. I’m almost never late. Unless, of course, I have to take The Boy and/or The Wife wherever I am going and then I am invariably late. When it’s just me, though, I’m often a few minutes early. This isn’t meant to cast either my dearly beloved or my offspring in a negative light; [...]

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I woke up in the riches…

April 21st 2006

Ganked form bluestarliz.
Find your own pose!

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It took me four days to hitchhike from Saginaw…

April 21st 2006

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Proof positive that I am loved and the universe sees fit to answer my needs in the most unexpected ways.
Exhibit A: A Cingular branded Body Glove sling bag that is just the right size for a day trip with my iBook G4.
I was just lamenting the other day that the sling [...]

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WARNING: Perfect sideburns do not make you dangerous…

April 19th 2006

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…quiver ladies, quiver. He’s gonna set the world on fire right here from 5 to 7! You’ll know everything there is to know about the D-man. His dreams, his desires, his most intimate of intimates. And from what I’m looking at ‘intimate’ is the stud muffin’s middle name. So [...]

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We walk the same line…

April 18th 2006

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More words of wisdom from the Marquee Comic. I might have to start calling him the Marquee Oracle.

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