It’s just the beasts under your bed, in your closet, in your head…
Ok, this dude is my new hero. I don’t even know his name, but his dedication to napping has inspired me to new heights. I mean, look at him. He’s, he’s sleeping on a fracking chain! Balanced on a chain!
I have to give him a name! I will call him, Kasui Tenshu, which, as far as I can tell, means “Nap God” in Japanese. It probably actually means, “Wielder of the Purple Sausage“, but who cares!