Ten Tentacles
So many arms, so little time.

Pull them over your skinny self, but don’t cover your tattoo…

August 27th 2005

Modern, Cool Nerd 52 % Nerd, 78% Geek, 21% Dork

For The Record:
A Nerd is someone who is passionate about learning/being smart/academia.
A Geek is someone who is passionate about some particular area or subject, often an obscure or difficult one.
A Dork is someone who has difficulty with common social expectations/interactions.
You scored better than [...]

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This perfect blance, the harmony shivers on the edge of the steel…

August 25th 2005

As per thededine’s request, I shall detail my bruises. I really only have one and I actually don’t remember getting it. I know when it happened, but I don’t remember feeling it. I’ve included a photo below:

See, I fence foil. This was my first night of saber. My first bout lasted all of thirty seconds; [...]

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Don’t get too close in case, push comes to shove…

August 24th 2005

So, today has been strange thus far. My cold is at that weird inbetween stage where it’s going away, but not quite gone. So, I’ll have these extended moments of clear breathing lucidity punctuated by back-of-the-throat, tickling, coughing fits. I hate that.
I’m looking forward to Fencing tonight, my first night of Saber, but I’m worried [...]

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I’m too much man for you to take…

August 22nd 2005

This week’s measurements, with last week’s for comparison:

Measurements Taken: 08/15/2005
Weight: 18 Stone, 5.5 Lbs.
Bicep, Left: 13″
Bicep, Right: 13″
Chest: 46″
Waist: 48″
Hips: 46″
Thigh, Left: 26″
Thigh, Right: 26″

Measurements Taken: 08/22/2005
Weight: 17 Stone, 13 Lbs.
Neck: 16″
Bicep, Left: 13″
Bicep, Right: 13″
Chest: 44.5″
Waist: 48″
Hips: 44.5″
Thigh, Left: 27.5″
Thigh, Right: 27.5″

I guess maybe I measured wrong on Friday. Either that or I’m bloated [...]

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Yo quero ahogarme en ti, en tus muslos naufragar…

August 22nd 2005

So, anyone whose ever talked to me about this subject knows I have some pretty strong opinions about what constitutes a healthy body image for women, and what sort of body type I personally find the most attractive.
The ever increasing trend in Hollywood toward these skin-and-bones actresses is very disturbing to me. It was really [...]

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Cut myself on angel’s hair and baby’s breath…

August 19th 2005

I can’t stand the guilt anymore. I’ve just got to come out and say it. It’s all jumbled up in my tummy and screaming to get out.
I knew I shouldn’t have done it. I feel terrible.
I cheated.
Yep, I measured myself ahead of schedule. What? You were expecting something juicier? Pbbt! You don’t know me very [...]

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Gliding through many hands…

August 18th 2005

Fine! I succumb

The Random Question Meme!
An array of completely random questions about my friends!

Of peverel, revjim, and sidelobe, which one is most similar to jklumpp?
Yeah, hmmm. That’s a toughie. All those folks are quite unique in their own right and jklumpp is just one of a kind.
What hobby do you think vaspider should take up?
Being [...]

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She told me that it’s all a part of the choices that your making…

August 17th 2005

As promised, here is that one meme thing eevieivy did that I responded to and now have to do cause she did mine and it was really funny. Get all that? Here it goes.

Reply with your name and I’ll respond with something random about you.
I’ll tell you what song/movie reminds me of you.
I’ll pick a [...]

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Ham on, ham on, ham on whole wheat, all right…

August 17th 2005

As promised, here are my starting measurements:

Measurements Taken: 08/15/2005
Weight: 18 Stone, 5.5 Lbs.
Bicep, Left: 13″
Bicep, Right: 13″
Chest: 46″
Waist: 48″
Hips: 46″
Thigh, Left: 26″
Thigh, Right: 26″

Yes, I’m shaped like an egg. But hopefully not for much longer. Incidently, measurements of things like biceps, chest, and thighs were done in a relaxed posture. At this point I’m less [...]

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If you live with apes man, it’s hard to be clean…

August 15th 2005

Well, we started over. Between some travel Corrie Ann had to do and some other factors around the house, we sort of petered out on Phase I. I did get some noticeable results, though, so as of today we’re back on track. Two more weeks.
In addition to diet, this time, I am adding exercise on [...]

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