Ten Tentacles
So many arms, so little time.

These are the things I can do without…

June 29th 2005

Crap, you would have to go and tag me, wouldn’t you, mnenyver. Now everyone knows I’m a geek. *SIGH*
Give 5 reasons why you are a geek. And make them good reasons. Justify them. Explain them. Be loud and proud about how big of a geek you are! Then pick the 5 biggest geeks you know [...]

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Life’s like an hourglass, glued to the table…

June 29th 2005

A conversation with jklumpp yesterday led me to begin considering the perfect PB&J sandwich. For the un-initiated, that would be a Peanut Butter and Jelly sandwich. After some consideration I think I’ve arrived at an ideal. cadhla is always posting recipes for her comfort food so I thought I’d post the instructions (yes, instructions — [...]

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Katoomba, Hey! Macumbah, Ho! Umgawah!!

June 26th 2005

Sunday. Mid-afternon…
Most of the lawn is mowed. I started at around 11am and called it quits at 2pm. Yes, my lawn takes that long (and longer, in fact, as I said most of the lawn is mowed) to mow. The part that remains to be mowed, while it could use it, was actually mowed last [...]

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Now I will tell you what I’ve done for you…

June 22nd 2005

Ok, whoever moved the Temporal Nexus of Eternal Making My Life Hell™ over me and mine this week can just take it right back now. I’m done with it. No, really. Take it back.
As if this cold weren’t bad enough, which thankfully it is slowly going away, I get this phone call from my wife [...]

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Mos perituri mortem salutamus. Sola resurgit vita…

June 21st 2005

I am well enough to be at work. That’s about the best way to describe it. Today’s checklist has gone as follows:

Wake up. ×
Brush teeth. ×
Scrape crud from eyes. ×
Wash face. ×
Get dressed. ×
Drive to work. ×
Stop for gas and water. ×
Eat breakfast bar on drive. ×
Cough up pound of lung-butter™. ×
Reboot work machine because [...]

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Lost in this place to leave no trace…

June 20th 2005

Day five of the cold from hell. Originally I thought it was going to be kind of cool to have a little cold. When you’re a smoker, and I’m sure all you smokers out there can attest to this, colds drag on and on and on and are hell. I was looking forward to experiencing [...]

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Went the distance now I’m back on my feet…

June 18th 2005

The order’s been placed and now I wait. Hopefully it’ll be here Monday or Tuesday. Normally I’m not an early adopter like this, but I’ve read so many good things about Tiger, so many cool new features and improvements, that I just had to have it. Happy Father’s Day to me!

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Other brothers don’t deny…

June 17th 2005

So, I’m home sick today. I’ve got this cold that literally started and clobbered me in less that twelve hours. I still feel like someone jammed an entire mattress behind my eyes and nose. In any event, it has me sitting at home, spending the day with the boy.
I’m sitting in the bedroom when I [...]

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I turn the world around with a skeleton hand…

June 14th 2005

So, it has become abundantly clear to me that those rules which are often suggested, or recommended, but not required, are probably more wisely followed than ignored. Case in point, the safety of the jewels as they relate to contact with a foil.
Woody later said, “You know the USFA only recommends a cup be worn, [...]

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The weak ones are there to justify the strong…

June 13th 2005

Ganked from sidelobe.

Ant City

It’s just way to much fun. Go on. Blow some stuff up and fry some of those little suckers.

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