We got the bubble-headed-bleach-blonde who comes on at five…
The following is a public service announcement brought to you by Ragnar’s Human Rinds:
I hate those hoax warnings, but this one is important! Send this warning to everyone on your e-mail list! If someone comes to your front door saying they are conducting a survey and asks you to take your clothes off, do not do it! This is a scam; they only want to see you naked. I wish I’d gotten this yesterday. I feel so stupid and cheap now…
We now return you to your regularly scheduled program.
(Thanks, Ann Marie. Made my day.)
“We got the bubble-headed-bleach-blonde who comes on at five…”