It’s not easy being green…

So, I just went out to have a cigarette and I noticed something dark and ominous lurking up on the door jam. It turned out to be this little guy:

He looks like he’s looking at me in the picture, but in reality he has his squishy little amphibian eyeballs on this:

And, as you can see, [...]

Don’t go down to the water’s edge, she said to me…

My finger is healing. It’s at least well enough now that I can type normally. It’s not well enough, however, that I can apply the kind of pressure needed to set the time on my clock radio. This is an activity I have had to engage in four times in as many days, due to [...]