It’s not easy being green…
So, I just went out to have a cigarette and I noticed something dark and ominous lurking up on the door jam. It turned out to be this little guy:
He looks like he’s looking at me in the picture, but in reality he has his squishy little amphibian eyeballs on this:
And, as you can see, he’s perfectly positioned for a strike. Man, I love livin’ in the country.
Sorry for not making with the cuts, but the story doesn’t work without the pics. 