Me: “But see the average ass-kicking contest participant has two legs to kick with. In order to keep up the one-legged contestant would have to kick twice as much with his one leg if he had any hope of winning.”

K: “But I still don’t agree. Even people with two legs can only kick one person at a time. The same with a one-legged person.”

Me: “You need to watch more Hong Kong action films. Jet Li and Jackie Chan kick two people (and sometimes more), at once, all the time.”

K: “I bow to your irrefutable worldly logic …”

Me: “I nearly think I have been asking for nothing less for an hour…”

K: “Bide a moment … [calculates time since this email conversation began] Yes. I believe you are correct.”